{"product_id":"tea-towel-apparently-the-ability-to-cook-skipped-a-generation-funny-kitchen-dish-towel","title":"“Apparently the Ability to Cook Skipped a Generation” Dish Towel","description":"Soft, everyday kitchen linen with quiet humor stitched into its corner. This 18\" x 30\" tea towel comes in your choice of breathable cotton twill or resilient polyester, hemmed for longevity and printed with a small, witty line near the lower edge. The neutral background keeps the focus on the understated text while the printing methods (DTG on cotton, sublimation on polyester) produce crisp, lasting detail. Lightweight and absorbent (cotton option) or stretch‑resistant and durable (polyester option), it slips easily into a bakery basket, hangs from a hook beside the stove, or layers over a bread bowl when you want something practical with personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Choice of cotton twill (light, absorbent) or polyester (stretchy, durable)\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for reinforced durability\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp one-sided print (DTG on cotton, sublimation on polyester)\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 18\" × 30\" (45.72 cm × 76.2 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight and easy to hang or fold\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cotton Twill \/ 18\" × 30\"","offer_id":45502710710451,"sku":"12049312323476730003","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/6411\/9475\/files\/2029946041720874913_2048.jpg?v=1778640828","url":"https:\/\/graphiti-studio.myshopify.com\/products\/tea-towel-apparently-the-ability-to-cook-skipped-a-generation-funny-kitchen-dish-towel","provider":"Graphiti Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}